Jeremy’s Rants and Stuff

Ok let me start this off when a quick run down of how I got to know this person.

We have a friend that met someone on MySpace and they wanted to go out on a date. Our friend was a little hesitant and going out by herself with this person so she asked my Wife and I to go out with them. Sounded good to me because we were able to get away from the kids for a bit. Ok now this gentleman, if you want to call him that, has a MySpace profile up so I went to it to see who it was. First impression….. “Full of himself!” The Wife said “Now we are going to go out with them, she said he’s nice so let’s take her word for it.” So I did.

Ok so we go out with our friend and her date. A little bit of Mexican food and a movie. Food was great as was the movie. Her date paid for the dinner and I picked up the tab for the movie. Everything seemed to be going great. So the night ended. They went their way and we went ours.

Now I have to admit I was wrong about this guy. He took my first impression of him and smashed it. So I proceeded to tell my Wife that I was wrong.

Now present day. I’m not the least bit impressed with him. My first impression was right on. He’s a good manipulator and could hide what I had already found. He now seems to think that it’s OK to go around telling others behind my back that I have no friends, need to get a life, etc. etc. etc. Yeah I know… High School drama crap. BTW.. I have more friends “in real life” than this guy has on his “MySpace Friend’s list.”

I wish that I could post a picture of this guy on my blog so you could look at his huge ass head and wanna be hardcore stare. Seriously though, does he really think that doing the one eyebrow raised look that its’ intimidating or something? Sorry but his gayish lisp he has when he talks totally blows out any kind of intimitation that he may seem to have.

Let it be known that I will now dub him “Shrek meets Mr. Clean meets Queer Eye for the straight guy.” So that would be like a Harley rider wearing a pink thong at the Blue Oyster bar.

Ok now… he does, however, work from home and has a nice paying job. But how could blame the company he works for for giving him a laptop and telling him to stay home? I think that it’s the companies way of telling him “OH CRAP! We don’t need our customers seeing that cranium! Give him this computer, a phone line, a cell phone and tell him to stay indoors! AHHHHRGGRHRHJ”

Oh yeah.. speaking of cell phones. He is the only man I know of that is so insecure in his manhood that he has to take a cell phone away from a woman because is so worried that she may actually have other friends besides him. Is he really that hard up to keep a date?

Ok.. I’m done ranting for now. I need to get back to work at a job that is in an office in the public where people like me. BTW dude, work is work. No matter if someone changes jobs or not. As my Wife has told me before, “Doesn’t matter what the pay is and what you are doing, it all matters on if it’s honest work or not.”

Later…

BTW.. I hope this gets through the proper channels and he gets a chance to read it. I’m not trying to be a mean ass, but seriously, your crap is f#^#@ing retarded. DEE DEE DEE